Post by underthemat on Jun 27, 2008 19:04:08 GMT -5
The camera comes up to show a piece of white paper with 'Dingos At my Baby' in big black letters being held up by it's top by two fingers.
The top sheet falls away to reveal a second sheet...This one says...'The Search for the Jersey Devil' The second sheet is yanked away from the camera, which turns to show Billy Storm jumping into his director's chair.
Lance - Hello, and welcome to the first ever segment of 'Dingos Ate my Baby'. I am the 'master middleweight' and I once killed a moose with my left shoe...
Billy: Really?....Ummm I've never seen a moose.......And I'm your Hero Billy Storm!
Over the last couple of weeks we've had a run in with the Jersey Devil. So we got to thinking...What exactly is it about New Jersey that a Devil would decide to call it home? I mean seriously, People in New Jersey....Smell.....Bad....
Lance - I don't care for New Jersey...
Billy- No kidding...I mean who does? We were stuck in the city of Trenton doing a show.... (Turns to Lance)....You know what I'm talking about....Let's roll the video tape....
Lance Kidman is show backstage and looks happy as he is announced, but as soon as his name is called the song 'Livin' on a Prayer' resonates through out the arena!
Kidman charges down to the ring, with a microphone in hand as the crowd errupts, but are cut off by one seriously discontented temporary tent dweller!
Kidman - NO! No no no no! Just no! We do NOT listen to Bonjovi at the Nufi Lock-Up!
I need a Hero plays and Billy Storm appears at the end of the aisle a grin on his face as he looks over at Lance Kidman. He mouths 'What Was That'? and raises his hands in the air.
Kidman - AH! Now that's more like it, eh? We all need a hero, especially you... "people" in New Jersey!
Billy smiles and starts his sprint down to the ring as the fans boo and throw trash in the ring.
Back to Kidman and Storm......
Storm- New Jersey sucks
Lance - I don't like the shore.
Storm- Yeah I know...Remember when we took a walk on the shore?
Both men place their index fingers on their chins and stare upwards as the screen fades in and out before switching to Kidman and Storm walking on the beach
The camera pans down to their feet as they stop. A syringe, beer can and homeless man are lieing on the ground infront of them
Lance - Typical Jersey, eh?
Billy- Actually I think they've cleaned the beach up since the last time I was here.
They step over the homeless guy and continue down the beach. They see a woman in a bikini standing on the edge of the shore. The stop and check her out for a moment. She turns to face them and has a full beard........Both men cringe and continue their stroll
Lance cuts in back at the arena
Lance - That's enough, eh! If I can be serious for a moment, it was the most disgusting place, I've ever been!
Billy Shivers and shakes his head snapping back to reality
Storm-We don't allow bearded ladies at the nufi lock-up.....do we?
Lance - ... don't even joke, eh? But we do listen to Bonnie Taylor
Storm-Yeah Bonnie Taylor rules...Because in life there are hunters...(points to themselves)...And the hunted...(A picture of Jon Bon Jovi comes onto screen).....
Lance - We are the Dingo Warriors... we are the hunters...
Billy- Be Afraid.....
FADE TO BLACK
The top sheet falls away to reveal a second sheet...This one says...'The Search for the Jersey Devil' The second sheet is yanked away from the camera, which turns to show Billy Storm jumping into his director's chair.
Lance - Hello, and welcome to the first ever segment of 'Dingos Ate my Baby'. I am the 'master middleweight' and I once killed a moose with my left shoe...
Billy: Really?....Ummm I've never seen a moose.......And I'm your Hero Billy Storm!
Over the last couple of weeks we've had a run in with the Jersey Devil. So we got to thinking...What exactly is it about New Jersey that a Devil would decide to call it home? I mean seriously, People in New Jersey....Smell.....Bad....
Lance - I don't care for New Jersey...
Billy- No kidding...I mean who does? We were stuck in the city of Trenton doing a show.... (Turns to Lance)....You know what I'm talking about....Let's roll the video tape....
Lance Kidman is show backstage and looks happy as he is announced, but as soon as his name is called the song 'Livin' on a Prayer' resonates through out the arena!
Kidman charges down to the ring, with a microphone in hand as the crowd errupts, but are cut off by one seriously discontented temporary tent dweller!
Kidman - NO! No no no no! Just no! We do NOT listen to Bonjovi at the Nufi Lock-Up!
I need a Hero plays and Billy Storm appears at the end of the aisle a grin on his face as he looks over at Lance Kidman. He mouths 'What Was That'? and raises his hands in the air.
Kidman - AH! Now that's more like it, eh? We all need a hero, especially you... "people" in New Jersey!
Billy smiles and starts his sprint down to the ring as the fans boo and throw trash in the ring.
Back to Kidman and Storm......
Storm- New Jersey sucks
Lance - I don't like the shore.
Storm- Yeah I know...Remember when we took a walk on the shore?
Both men place their index fingers on their chins and stare upwards as the screen fades in and out before switching to Kidman and Storm walking on the beach
The camera pans down to their feet as they stop. A syringe, beer can and homeless man are lieing on the ground infront of them
Lance - Typical Jersey, eh?
Billy- Actually I think they've cleaned the beach up since the last time I was here.
They step over the homeless guy and continue down the beach. They see a woman in a bikini standing on the edge of the shore. The stop and check her out for a moment. She turns to face them and has a full beard........Both men cringe and continue their stroll
Lance cuts in back at the arena
Lance - That's enough, eh! If I can be serious for a moment, it was the most disgusting place, I've ever been!
Billy Shivers and shakes his head snapping back to reality
Storm-We don't allow bearded ladies at the nufi lock-up.....do we?
Lance - ... don't even joke, eh? But we do listen to Bonnie Taylor
Storm-Yeah Bonnie Taylor rules...Because in life there are hunters...(points to themselves)...And the hunted...(A picture of Jon Bon Jovi comes onto screen).....
Lance - We are the Dingo Warriors... we are the hunters...
Billy- Be Afraid.....
FADE TO BLACK