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Post by justhugo on Jul 31, 2008 19:40:01 GMT -5
A quick ad for EWA: Fight Club airs, putting over the tag line ‘join the revolution’, followed by a recap of the last few weeks of ‘Fight Club’ and their location at the ‘Hit Pit’ in Ohio. When we get back from the ad, Dunken D’Oh NutZ is standing in the ring.
Erin Cross – The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, standing in the ring, from The Bakery… this is Dunken D’Oh NutZ!
Mitchell – Well NutZ is a fan favourite here in the EWA and we know he can go. That’s how he qualified for this tournament… but the question is, who will his opponent be?
Walker – We don’t know that yet, but I’m sure Mr. Davis won’t disappoint!
NutZ paces around the ring, rubbing his taped knuckles and flexing his shoulders, waiting for Davis to announce his opponent…
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Post by justhugo on Aug 2, 2008 16:18:34 GMT -5
Ryan Davis walks onto the ramp to no music, with a devious smirk on his face.
Davis – If it isn’t the EWA’s local burnout! Dunken D’Oh NutZ! It’s great to have you out here, it really is; because your opponent tonight is going to be one of the HOTTEST free agents in the world today! A man who beats the odds and beats the best! He wins gold, and used to wear it! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and Darren Daniels… allow me to introduce to you, making his EWA debut…
Twisted Sister’s ‘We’re not going to take it anymore’ strikes up…
Davis – He may still be mysterious; but he’s not the golden boy, from Buenos aires, Argentina…
A man wearing a black Lucha Libre mask and knee length black lyrcra with matching boots, gloves and knee pads makes his appearance on the ramp.
Davis – The Hardcore Luchadore!
The Luchadore sprints down to the ring and slides under the ropes before coming face to face with NutZ!
Walker – Wait a minute! That’s that’s the Mysterious Golden Lu–
Mitchell – What are you talking about? He’s wearing black! I haven’t seen the Hardcore Luchadore in over a year! I wonder where he’s been?
Walker – But isn’t that…?
Mitchell – no, no it’s not!
Walker – alright.
The Hardcore Luchadore parades around the ring, clapping his hands and getting the fans to clap slowly along. NutZ backs off into his corner and waits for the Luchadore to finish his entrance…
Mitchell – And the Hardcore Luchadore wants a mic!
The Luchadore speaks in a soft, slightly eerie Argentinean accent.
Luchadore – It’s great to be here in Ohio. I’ve been… away… for a year. But now it’s time to welcome back, THE HARDCORE LUCHADORE!
The Luchadore wastes no time in dropping the mic and blindsiding NutZ with a big right hand! He takes him over with a deep armdrag and transitions into a cross armbreaker! NutZ is forces to put his foot on the ropes to break the hold, but the Luchadore is up to his feet in no time! He nails a standing moonsault for the two count, but NutZ kicks out and then rolls out of the ring!
Mitchell – Well Hardcore in control here, but it looks like NutZ wants to take it to the, HOLYSH- I men OHMIGOD!
Luchadore has sommersault panca’d over the top rope taking out both himself and NutZ! Both men are on the ground, NutZ is holding his head and Hardcore seems to hace tweaked his leg! The referee begins the count!
1..2..3..4…
NutZ is the first man to his feet and takes control of the Luchadore, rushing him back first into the security rail, before ploughing him face first into the floor with a huge Novacain!
Walker – Wow, NutZ really showing his stuff here, he slides in and out of the ring to break the count and now he’s going back to work on the Luchadore with some big boots!
Mitchell – Well, NutZ has a weight advantage and possibly a power advantage!
NutZ picks the Luchadore off the ground by his mask and the referee is at the count of 3. He rams his head into the ring post and again, then a third time before whipping him into the guard rail; but Hardcore regains his composure, leaps onto the rail and dives back with a picturesque moonsault!
Walker – What a move!
Mitchell – The Hardcore Luchadore is a great athlete, there’s no question! It’s great to have him here in the EWA!
Hardcore starts searching under the ring for something, but NutZ recovers in time to cut him off with a huge forearm to his back! The Luchadore staggers forwards and NutZ tosses him into the ringsteps, sending him flying over them!
Walker – And NutZ is in control and… hold on, he’s got a chair! NutZ has a chair! Is this No-DQ?
Mitchell – I don’t think so, but NutZ likes to go hardcore…
NutZ tosses the chair into the ring, then grabs a trash can and tosses it in, followed by a kendo stick!
Walker – well Hardcore is up, but NutZ has a chair!
NutZ gets into the ring and scurries over to the chair! He picks it up, but the Luchadore is up on the apron before he can do anything! Hardcore wastes no time in scampering up to the top rope and flies off with a huge missile dropkick, knocking NutZ back into the corner! The Luchadore sets up the trashcan positioned over NutZ’s face, before unfolding the chair and setting it up a meter away from his prone opponent! He backs off into the far corner before sprinting, planting off the unfolded chair and leaping through the air with a flying shoulderblock, into the trash can, into NutZ!
Mitchell – NutZ is out of it!
Walker – What a move!
Mitchell – He calls that one ‘Hardcore Lucha Libre’!
The Hardcore Luchadore gets to his feet holding his shoulder in agony, but grabs the cane anyway! Hardcore swings the cane at the can repeatedly, driving it over and over again into the face of NutZ! The referee has seen enough and calls for the bell!
Walker – What just happened?
Mitchell – I don’t know, but look at the Hardcore Luchadore celebrating with that cane! Do you think he knew this wasn’t a hardcore match?
Walker – I have no idea!
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Post by underthemat on Aug 4, 2008 18:32:03 GMT -5
Walker: Before we get to our next match let's take a look at the rundown for the European Round Robin so far.
Mitchell: Well so far of the three matches we've had we have clear cut people with 1-0 records. Those being Zero, Leo Tyro and....Dunken D'Oh Nutz? I'm still trying to figure that one out!
Walker: And those not on the winning side tonight, dropping their records to 0-1 to start things off.....Jimmy Spades, Brent Heartattack and the Hardcore Lucha, who I'm not sure what planet he's from.
Fans while we're waiting to get things set for our next match let's take you backstage to Thomas Draven who is standing by.
Camera cuts to Draven, standing in the hall, the EWA title over his shoulder.
DRAVEN: Shane-King, my friend, how long has it been since last you were able to beat me? Let's think back on it shall we? Dublin in 03? No, I left you laying in a bloody heap in the middle of the ring. Was it Houston in 02? If I remember correctly you screamed like a little girl and tapped out to the STF.
He paces back and forth a moment.
DRAVEN: Or maybe it was Lepizig in 2000? No, no That was the night I took the title from you.
Face it Shane-King, you haven't been able to beat me in years. Every time we meet I leave your broken and batter body in the middle of the ring. Well tonight, friend, it won't be any different. Tonight when I climb that ladder and pull down the EWA world title, you'll be on your back, staring up at me from the mat......
.....Again.....
Camera cuts back to ringside where the prison has been completed.
WALKER: Some strong words from out champion to the challenger.
ANNOUNCER: The following contest is a Khabul Death Match and is a European Championship Round Robin match.......
Introducing first...Being accompanied to the ring by The Dingo Warriors......Darren Daniels.......
Daniels comes out with the Dingos who are already scoping the crowd and not paying any attention to him.
ANNOUNCER: Annnnd his opponent......
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Post by rotinaj on Aug 6, 2008 12:33:35 GMT -5
The fimilar music of one Rotinaj Shoul begins to play, softly most of the fans cheer, and some boo. He comes out wearing his traditinal white pants, and white boots, however his hands are taped up Muhhamad Rahim walks down to the ring with Rotinaj only to tell him something and he nods his head at the giant, then walks up the ramp. Rotinaj walks around the already lowered cage. He walks in throu the only door on the far side. He climbs inside the ring and walks around screaming random word in his native language. After he turns his eyes lock on Darren Daniels....
Daniels makes the first move
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Post by justhugo on Sept 9, 2008 18:43:46 GMT -5
No sooner does Daniels try a single leg on Rotinaj, than the big man tosses him to the outside of the ring! Daniels tires to slide back into the ring, but Rotinaj cuts him off by booting him right back out of the ring when…
Mitchell – Is that? That’s ‘I Predict a Riot’! That can only mean one thing!
Daniels looks shocked as Wilhelm Riot charges down the ramp! He motions to Dingoes to stop him! They both walk up and get in his face, before Storm bursts out laughing and walks to the back! Kidman follows, patting Riot on the shoulder as he goes!
Walker – Daniels is all alone! Riot and Rotinaj are going to take him apart!
Daniels backs off, begging Wilhelm to let him go, but Rotinaj is having none of it and reaches over the top rope to drag him in! Daniels panics and lowblows the giant, sending him crumbling to the mat, but before he gets a chance to escape Riot is in the ring and unloads on the cowardly Daniels with a huge flurry of lefts, rights, headbutts and low-kicks; backing him into the corner! The crowd erupts and the German sends Daniels hard into the far turnbuckle!
Walker – Darren hit the turnbuckle hard there!
Mitchell – And chest first, that’ll drive the air out of anyone!
Darren stumbles backwards, but Wilhelm doesn’t let up! He runs off the ropes and nails him with a flying knee to the side of the head, sending him staggering into the ropes! The crowd comes alive as Riot stalks Daniels… he draws his thumb slowly across his throat and as soon as Darren turns around, he grabs him for what looks like a Uranage, but instead of suplexing him he backflips and drives him into the mat (See Burchill’s C4)!
Walker – The Blitzkrieg!
Mitchell – Listen to that crowd!
The crowd chants ‘holy sh*t, holy sh*t’ as Riot poses over the fallen Darren Daniels…
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